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I'm sleepy but I can't sleep.
My stomach hurts, but I can't puke.
My face feels hot, but the ceiling fan gives me a chill.
My throat is sore. Thanks, Tim.
This morning I cried over something that I imagined.
This afternoon I cried because I was so touched by someone's words of encouragement.
I feel sad and dirty, and I don't know if it's hormones or if it's because I voted for Hillary.
Yesterday I ate everything in sight. Today I had to force a meal into my body, and got no enjoyment from it whatsoever.
My stomach hurts, but I can't puke.
My face feels hot, but the ceiling fan gives me a chill.
My throat is sore. Thanks, Tim.
This morning I cried over something that I imagined.
This afternoon I cried because I was so touched by someone's words of encouragement.
I feel sad and dirty, and I don't know if it's hormones or if it's because I voted for Hillary.
Yesterday I ate everything in sight. Today I had to force a meal into my body, and got no enjoyment from it whatsoever.
It sux to be sick when you're preggers, because there's so little you can take for it. Hope you feel better soon.
Posted by
Anonymous |
6:46 PM
My goodness! You must be pregnant AND sick. Hope you feel better soon.
Posted by
Betty |
7:49 PM
Thanks.
So far I've just got a sore throat which seems to be connected to a sinus problem. I'm hoping it doesn't get a grip on me, so I'm drinking orange juice and PRAYING. It would suck to spend the rest of Spring Break being sick-- especially if there's nothing I can take for it. If I have to suffer, I may as well be at work.
Posted by
Mommy Needs a Xanax |
11:11 PM
I diagnose you with Even Stevenitis. That will be $89.
Next patient!
Posted by
Hillbilly Mom |
8:16 PM
Don't I at least get a prescription?
Posted by
Mommy Needs a Xanax |
11:21 PM
I've heard that Benadryl is good for what ails you. Especially if you're ailing with a broken arm in Mississippi.
If only you had awakened during surgery, I could give you 10 fake vicodin.
But under no circumstances could I give you sweet, sweet Histinex, because I'm stockpiling it for a coughy day.
I can only suggest Sonic Cherry Diet Coke and Hot & Sour Soup. They are miracle elixirs.
Posted by
Hillbilly Mom |
6:29 PM