Ways to tell the rednecks are off work
1. Sounds of gun shots echo in the not-so-distant distance.
2. The guy across the street is riding his dirt bike on the little dirt piles in his back yard, and taking great care to rev the engine to the point that I'm sure it's gonna blow up eventually. My fingers are crossed, anyway.
3. Almost got creamed by 3 separate pickups today on my way to the bank.
4. Noticed that the beer cooler was almost empty when I stopped at the Shell station.
5. Noticably larger number of beer cans along back roads.
There are more, I'm sure. I'll post them as they come to me.
2. The guy across the street is riding his dirt bike on the little dirt piles in his back yard, and taking great care to rev the engine to the point that I'm sure it's gonna blow up eventually. My fingers are crossed, anyway.
3. Almost got creamed by 3 separate pickups today on my way to the bank.
4. Noticed that the beer cooler was almost empty when I stopped at the Shell station.
5. Noticably larger number of beer cans along back roads.
There are more, I'm sure. I'll post them as they come to me.
Labels: neighborly hate
Here's one I witnessed only yesterday: a woman driving a baby stroller recklessly on a 4-lane highway.
It was disturbing.
Posted by
Hillbilly Mom |
8:56 PM
The only way that could be better is if she was barefoot.
Posted by
Mommy Needs a Xanax |
6:52 PM
They always buy fireworks around here - doesn't matter what the holiday is, it seems to go better with bottle rockets.
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:16 AM