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Wednesday, October 03, 2007 

Blunt Force Drama

While lying in bed, lights out and with our backs to each other-- ten minutes after TH walked past the office door and saw me playing Empire Poker (with fake chips):

If you gambled away our savings, I'm gonna kill you.

I gambled it all away. The house too.

[silence]

I'm gonna use a hammer.

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6:43 PM |

Tell him not only did you gamble all your worldly goods away, HE should prepare himself, because Vito and Bruno are coming to pick him up, because you sold him into white slavery when you came up a little short and needed to pay the rest of your debt.

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous | 10:06 PM   

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