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Saturday, November 24, 2007 

A Tale of Two Titties

Why do bras cost so much? The last two I bought were $40 each. Today I bought three, and they were $29 each, except there was a buy 2 get 1 free special, and the one hundred and eight year old customer service lady, Willie, gave me a coupon for $10 off. My total was $57 and some change. Fifty seven dollars for three bras-- and that's supposed to be a huge bargain. Without the special and then the coupon, it would've been $93.09 including tax. Can you believe titties are that high maintenance? I'm not even to the age where they require REAL maintenance yet.

Men only think they appreciate all the work that goes into being a woman.

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You don't see THEIR underwear costing $29 a pop. Bet some women would pay $29 for a pair of teflon-coated men's briefs, though - no more skid marks! :-)

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