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Monday, May 21, 2007 

Exercise Haiku

I walk at the park
the skinny bitches pass me
with their tight asses.

8:16 PM |

Heh, heh.

My buddy Mabel and I used to walk the long hallways after school for exercise. Hey! It's air-conditioned. We would pass various faculty members, and talk turned to how some people dared to wear khaki pants, even though they were not the most flattering of colors on some rumps.

There was one who wore the khakis well. Mabel sneered, "She may look nice on the outside, but she's rotten on the inside from all that smoking."

Yes. We're bitter and OH SO SUPERIOR.

Posted by Blogger Hillbilly Mom | 11:25 PM   

Buffi and Muffi
Just double-teamed the pool guy.
Have to jog it off.

Posted by Blogger Stewed Hamm | 4:57 AM   

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