Saturday, October 06, 2007 

R.I.P., Greenie

When I was a middle school student, most of my teachers used red ink pens. When I did poorly on something, I wouldn't even look at what I had done wrong on an assignment because I was so put off by the fact that my paper looked like it had been dipped in blood. Even if the teacher wrote me an encouraging note, it read as condescending and snappy.

I had one teacher somewhere along the way who used green. Much less threatening. I could actually read what she wrote and figure out what I had done wrong without feeling stupid. Her use of a green ink pen actually made me like her more. So when I started teaching, I started using green ink pens. I occasionally use a red one, but not on anything that the kids need to correct. If it's got red ink on it, chances are it's getting filed instead of being returned to the student. Unless I have no choice because something horrible has happened to my green ink pen.

Before school started, I began looking for certain supplies, including green ink pens. There were none to be found! Not even Wal-Mart carried green ink pens. What's that about? The green ink pens used to be stocked right next to the red ones. Is there a low demand for green ink pens? Have we educators become so frustrated and angry that only red can convey our disgust?

I finally found a green pen, but I had to buy a pack of four pens to get it. The pack had one green, one blue, one black, and one red.

I wear a lanyard with my teacher i.d. and my keys, and I always hook my beloved green ink pen on there too, so it's close to my heart. All I had to do was reach for him, and he was there, ready to spare some disadvantaged child the pain of having his paper covered in red ink. We were partners, Greenie and I.

Thursday while my kids were testing, I went to the front of the room to check their binders. I had a stack of "from your teacher" notes, and planned to write down what each kid needed to do to get their binders in order, and leave the note in the binders for them. On the first note, I wrote, "Put all loose papers in appropriate sections!" The word "sections" looked a little lighter. On the next one, I had to stop and shake Greenie to get the whole note written. On the one after that, Greenie made a sputtering sound, and I heard the last of his breath eek out as his overworked body went limp in my hand.

At first, I couldn't accept the truth. I started to put him back in my desk drawer, thinking maybe he just needed a good night of sleep. But that would only lead to more disappointment the next day, so I buried him in the trash can.

For the rest of that day and the next, I kept reaching for him only to remember that he's gone. He's gone, and he'll never be back.

R.I.P., Greenie. You were the last of a dying breed.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007 

In the News

There's not much new happening in the world of Meanie. I have been going through a period of... well, I don't know what the word is. I've heard it described before as "taking a personal inventory." I think the 12 step drunks call it that. Anyway, that's what I'm doing lately. Don't ask why. I guess there are just some things about myself-- personal habits-- that I want to change. It's not like it'll miraculously happen on its own, or like anyone's gonna do it for me. I need more self discipline and restraint. Know where I can get any of that? Self discipline, that is, not restraints. I'm pretty sure the kink shop on East Hardy has restraints for sale.

Well, since I'm sure you don't want to hear about my internal struggles at self improvement, I've rounded up a few stories from the news. Some have been floating around for a few days, but I think they're still worth another look.

This is by far the most disturbing story I have ever, ever seen. Not for the squeamish--

Two Year Old Gets Sodomized by Family Pit Bull. (video)
Yeah. Apparently, the parents were in another room, and the pit bull jumped on the kid and..uh...sodomized him. Successfully. Kid starts screaming, mother runs in and starts swinging at the dog. Dog freaks out and runs out of the house--- with boy still attached. He's undergone surgery to repair "extensive damage."

Here's one that falls under my favorite category-- the kids are all right, but the parents could use a good ass whoopin'.

Parents Neglect Starved Babies to Feed Video Game Addiction
Viloria said the Reno couple were too distracted by online video games, mainly the fantasy role-playing "Dungeons & Dragons" series, to give their children proper care.
"They had food; they just chose not to give it to their kids because they were too busy playing video games," Viloria told the Reno Gazette-Journal
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There's food in the house, and you can't pull yourself away from the computer for 20 minutes to give it to the kids? Good grief-- at least throw 'em a cracker or something! These people need to be locked up for a while in a place where there are no computers, video games, children, or food.

Judge Finds No Probable Cause to Charge Cop Who Pulled Gun on Student
In a ruling issued today, Circuit Judge Ashley Hines found no probable cause to charge Greenwood Police Officer Casey Wiggins with simple assault relating to an incident last year where he pulled his gun twice on an unarmed teenager at Greenwood High School.

Despite the judge's ruling that the cop can't be criminally charged, the student is still suing everyone in sight, of course.

I may have blogged about this when it first happened. FYI, Greenwood is just a few miles down the road from where I taught last year. It's just as notorious for being out of control as the school where I worked. I can only imagine how out of control the students were when this incident took place, and have no problems whatsoever believing that the student assaulted the police officer. My only gripe is that the cop never should've been dragged through the mud for DOING HIS FREAKIN JOB. The student assaulted a police officer. The police officer pulled a gun. What was he supposed to do? Curl up in the fetal position and take an ass whoopin'?

But hey, this is the delta we're talking about, and you've got a white cop dealing with a black student. There was NO way for this police officer to do his job in this case without being called a racist. No way. What happened to him after this incident was absolutely inevitable. Welcome to Mississippi.

Prison Tries to Unravel Invasion of Mystery Troops
Military officials said 25 heavily armed parachutists who landed in a cornfield on the grounds of a Colorado prison last week were on a training mission but landed about 3 miles off target...Guards who stopped the men and asked for identification were presented with documents that identified them only as Defense Department employees...."We don't know who they were and I'm not sure we'll ever know who they were," she said. "Everyone acted appropriately."

Mystery government men dropping out of the sky? And I just thought I was paranoid before. Someone pass the aluminum foil, please.

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