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Allow me to donate My 2 Cents, Good News, Bad News Edition:GOOD NEWS:He has the right to appealNow he has a place to stayHe won't go hungryHe's detoxedHis conscience is clearHe doesn't live in Arizona, so he won't go to the Baloney Sandwich Tent PrisonBAD NEWS:He's locked upHis lawyer was suckyPrison will teach him to be a better criminalHe might suffer from prison violenceHe has learned not to do the right thing after doing the wrong thingAs for Missippi...isn't that how the natives down there pronounce it? Around here, we know how our state is spelled by the pronunciation. Those fools who call us 'Missourah' don't know that they're talkin' about. And as for Illinois...let's just rename them the Pay for Play State. It will fit quite easily on a license plate, which can be manufactured by all their ex-governors.
Posted by Hillbilly Mom |
I'm with ya on the good and the bad news. His lawyer must've been extra sucky, but public defenders tend to be that way, I think.I think I manage to utter all 4 syllables of "Mississippi," though I might not be enunciating it perfectly, and I've heard "Missippi" a time or two.My relatives in California used to ask me to say certain words so that they could make fun of my accent. Among their favorites were "Mississippi," "y'all," and "pecans." They say "PEEcans," but I say "pehCON." A pee can is something that needs to be emptied out frequently. A pehCON makes a fine pie.
Posted by DeadpanAnn |
Great News!toronto magician
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