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Friday, December 19, 2008 

We are not irrelevant.

Obama short on Southerners in Cabinet appointments

Aww, Prez, don't be hatin'!! I'm sure there's at least one Southerner who can stop clinging to their guns and religion long enough to do a job! After all, everyone in Chicago is a former Southerner!

"The South accounted for nearly half of the 22 states Obama lost to Republican John McCain on Election Day. Still, Obama won surprise victories in North Carolina and Virginia. Democrats also won key congressional races in other Southern states, including Alabama and Mississippi, renewing hopes that the party can spread its success if it pays closer attention to the region.

Obama's most recent Democratic predecessor, Bill Clinton of Arkansas, did that in part by littering his Cabinet with fellow Southerners and mobilizing them to promote the party's agenda in the region."

Obama is short on a lot of things, including experience, a long-form birth certificate, associates who are not criminals, communists, or domestic terrorists, elocution skills, a backbone, one grandma, a mother, a father, a knowledge of bird-flipping etiquette, mastering the number of states in the U.S., support of over 50% of the population of the U.S., medical records, college records, a humble wife, well-informed supporters, and a charitable bone in his body.

True, true. That makes me feel better. At least we know it's not personal, it's just because he's an idiot.

He probably couldn't find any terrorists in the South.

Yeah, the only terrorists we have here carry crosses and wear sheets........not his kind. :-)

MESSAGE TO EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS:

When counting the electoral votes, either Congress finds by 1/8/09 that Obama, not being an Article II “natural born citizen”, fails to qualify as President whereupon Biden becomes the full fledged President under 3 USC 19 (free to pick his own VP such as Hillary) or thereafter defers to the Supreme Court to enjoin Obama’s inauguration with Biden becoming only Acting President under the 20th Amendment until a new President is duly determined.

The preferable choice, at least for the Democrats, should seem obvious.

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