Ten fingers, ten toes, and a penis, please.
The big doctor's appointment is Wednesday. I'm getting nervous. What if they see something wrong? What if they can't see the junk and we can't find out if it's a boy or a girl? What if they see something wrong? What if something's wrong?
Sometimes I can feel it kicking. If my bladder's full, it's like suddenly having to pee rreeeeeeeeally bad, then suddenly not having to pee two seconds later. If my bladder's not full, it sometimes feels like gas. Isn't that sweet? My baby mimics disgusting bodily functions.
I just hope he/she has a heart and kidneys and a brain and a liver and lungs, and they all work. Ten fingers, ten toes, two eyes, two ears, a nose, and a penis, or at least a vag. And maybe a few other things I can't think of. Like bones and veins. And a soul.
Sometimes I can feel it kicking. If my bladder's full, it's like suddenly having to pee rreeeeeeeeally bad, then suddenly not having to pee two seconds later. If my bladder's not full, it sometimes feels like gas. Isn't that sweet? My baby mimics disgusting bodily functions.
I just hope he/she has a heart and kidneys and a brain and a liver and lungs, and they all work. Ten fingers, ten toes, two eyes, two ears, a nose, and a penis, or at least a vag. And maybe a few other things I can't think of. Like bones and veins. And a soul.
Good luck with that. My #1 boy was a mystery until the day he was delivered. Right on the due date, too, that punctual little devil.
It seems that he was sitting cross-legged with the soles of his feet encasing the jewels. Don't ask me how the little contortionist did it. It was like trying to put a diaper on a pretzel for the first month.
With the second one, I had the amniocentesis with the giant needle. There was no doubt what we were getting.
Posted by
Hillbilly Mom |
1:41 PM
Well, if he's mimicking "disgusting bodily functions" it must be a boy. They never stop thinking THAT'S funny.
Posted by
Anonymous |
8:50 PM
HM-- I don't want him to hide his jewels OR come on the due date, which happens to be Oct 31.
Damnyank-- Let's hope. :)
Posted by
Mommy Needs a Xanax |
4:34 PM