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Tuesday, May 27, 2008 

Vote for Penis

This morning I went to the doctor, and it was as boring as always. BUT my next appointment promises to be a rockin' good time, because I'm getting an ultrasound, and I get to see a penis, or the absence of a penis.

I think all 7 people who read this blog have already voted, but if you haven't, you only have 3 weeks left to cast your vote in the "boy or girl?" poll. It's in the right sidebar.

In other news, I hate Morgan Spurlock. Who the hell does that hippie think he is, going around the world enlightening people with his hippie bullshit? And he needs to shave that jacked up moustache thing.

I've long been an advocate of voting for penises... not that it's ever done me much good.

I'm with you on Morgan Spurlock's dumb ass too. I'll live how *I* want to live, rather than how some lameass with pathetic 70s porn star mustache who's only famous because he fucked up his kidneys at Mcdonald's wants to dictate that I live, thankyouverymuch.

Maybe he has a hairlip or something. He could just get rid of the pornstar 'do and grow a goatee. That might be okay.

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