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Sunday, March 30, 2008 

MO man shoots wife while trying to install satellite tv

Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

Hillbilly Mom, this sounds like an HH related incident. You still with us??

10:05 AM |

Now that would cause suspicion if it weren't for the fact that Missouri is technically a southern state.

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous | 5:11 PM   

Sigh. Of COURSE it was in Missouri. We try to keep this on the down-low, but ever since we lost the title of Meth Capital of the World to California, we are earnestly pursuing the title of Wife-Killing While Installing a Satellite Dish With a Handgun Capital of the World.

Another little-known fact: HH once shot a hole in an apartment ceiling while lecturing his boys on gun safety. Thank the Gummi Mary that Jason and Shelly, the upstairs residents, were not home at the time, and that it was 'only' an 'unloaded' pellet gun being used in HH's demonstration.

You keep on, and you might win a round of HH Trivia one of these days.

Posted by Blogger Hillbilly Mom | 6:11 PM   

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