Don't say I didn't warn you.
The next person who tells me I don't look pregnant is getting a knuckle sandwich. I don't care what is actually MEANT by such a statement; all I know is that to me it sounds like, "God, you're so damn fat that nobody can even tell you're nearly 8 months pregnant! That's FAT! Like SUPER FAT!"
I'm telling you. Knuckle sandwich.
I'm telling you. Knuckle sandwich.
