It's the Freudiest!
I am on page 3 of a 20 page research paper, which is due tomorrow, but I had to take a quick break to post this.
Do you ever see a word on a page or a sign, and do a double take because your brain confused it with another word? That happens to me a lot, and it's usually a case of my dirty mind taking over and confusing something like "so long" with "schlong," or, "princess" with "penises," for example.
A few minutes ago I took a break to have a quick dinner, if you call macaroni and cheese and a baked pork chop dinner. I call it fast food without the fast food. Anyway, this box was setting on the counter while I was diligently stirring the macaroni noodles.
I had to do a double take, because when I glanced at it, I thought "cheesiest" was "obesiest."
This Freudian moment has nothing to do with the fact that I promised myself just last night that I'd be more diligent about eating healthy foods, and swore that I finally meant it and intended to follow through. Nah, nothing to do with that at all.
Hey, look! A post with no mention of cats!
Do you ever see a word on a page or a sign, and do a double take because your brain confused it with another word? That happens to me a lot, and it's usually a case of my dirty mind taking over and confusing something like "so long" with "schlong," or, "princess" with "penises," for example.
A few minutes ago I took a break to have a quick dinner, if you call macaroni and cheese and a baked pork chop dinner. I call it fast food without the fast food. Anyway, this box was setting on the counter while I was diligently stirring the macaroni noodles.
I had to do a double take, because when I glanced at it, I thought "cheesiest" was "obesiest."
This Freudian moment has nothing to do with the fact that I promised myself just last night that I'd be more diligent about eating healthy foods, and swore that I finally meant it and intended to follow through. Nah, nothing to do with that at all.
Hey, look! A post with no mention of cats!
Well, almost............ :-)
I am addicted to Mountain Dew. I say all the time that I HAVE to stop drinking them, but can't seem to do it. Yah, hoo. Guess it tickles my innards (for those old enough to remember that Mt. Dew commercial).
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